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Humorous Thoughts

  • Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  • I doubt, therefore I might be.
  • To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • The older you get, the better you realize you were.
  • Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
  • Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
  • If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
  • If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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  1. JulieJune 12, 2005 at 2:26 PM

    if you light a man a fire, you'll keep him warm for a night; If you light a man on fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life...:)

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