Bumblebee

Big, fuzzy bumblebee floating in the breeze
Tries to make soft landings on the flowers or the trees.

Just before touching down on the landing strip,
Sneezes and he tumbles down, landing on his lip.

"Cursed are these ghastly wings made of plastic wrap!
Why can't I be a cat instead, and sit on someone's lap?"

Mother says to him as he cries and shares his woes,
"Cats eat hairy mice and lick between their toes."

A new day brings the courage to try and try again.
On this day's landing, he scores a Perfect 10.

As he bounds from petal to petal, he sees his buddy Hector.
"There is no better hair gel than this flower's nectar."

Two stylin' bumblebees lookin' for a date,
"Let's go to Kathy's house, I hear she likes to skate."

As they start their journey, the winds begin to blow;
"What is all this fluffy stuff, is this what they call snow?"

Half a mile later, all the land is white.
Two unlucky buddies end up with frostbite.

The moral of this story is: when looking for a mate,
Choose your timing carefully, ere you see the Pearly Gate.