While changing his diaper:
Me: You need to make pee pee in the toilet.
Matt: No
Me: Big boys make pee pee in the toilet.
Matt: No
Me: You're a big boy!
Matt: No, I'm not a big boy....I'm little.
Me: How old are you?
Matt: I don't know.
Me: You're three.
Matt: No.
Me: Yes, remember you had a birthday and you had a cake and you had a candle and you blew out the candle?
Matt: Yeah, and I had marshmallows.
Me: Yes, so you're three. You're a big boy. You need to make pee pee in the toilet.
Matt: No, Dad! You don't have no hair!
Me: You need to make pee pee in the toilet.
Matt: No
Me: Big boys make pee pee in the toilet.
Matt: No
Me: You're a big boy!
Matt: No, I'm not a big boy....I'm little.
Me: How old are you?
Matt: I don't know.
Me: You're three.
Matt: No.
Me: Yes, remember you had a birthday and you had a cake and you had a candle and you blew out the candle?
Matt: Yeah, and I had marshmallows.
Me: Yes, so you're three. You're a big boy. You need to make pee pee in the toilet.
Matt: No, Dad! You don't have no hair!
He went straight for the jugular! I like that.
ReplyDeletehahahaha! That's hilarious. Kids are so honest
ReplyDeletethat is sooo funny ha ha ha ha ha haaaa
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