"Hey Dad, did you give the cat some catnip either today or yesterday?"
"Nope"
"Have you ever given our cat some catnip?"
"Yep"
"Hmmm, well, does catnip makes cats go crazy?"
"Yep"
"Is catnip a drug?"
"Yep"
"Well, I guess that means our cat isn't a mormon"
It may not make your cat a mormon, but I think it may make him a moron.
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