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My hair has a passport

I figured out where my hair, that should be growing on top of my head, has gone. It is now growing inside my ears. That changes the romantic allure of having Coralee run her fingers through my hair.

Have you ever watched bowling? You've seen bowlers shine their bowling balls with spit and polish them off with a towel? For this bald man.....that seems curiously exciting.
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  1. Randy,Sarah,ZannaMay 15, 2008 at 8:32 AM

    Do you remember Mr. Prescott, the shop teacher in middle school? May be WAY after your time, but you never know. Anyway, your disturbing story made me think of him because he had hair growing out of his ears, nose, knuckles, the craziest eyebrows I've ever seen because they were so long they curled every which way, but he had not a drop of hair on his head. At least you have the Moser's goodlooks working for you, so maybe people will look past the hair thing.:)

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  2. Corey MoserMay 15, 2008 at 8:50 AM

    I do remember Mr. Prescott. That takes me back. Hair out of the knuckles, eh? That's impressive. I remember eating some Doritos and I could feel a hair in my mouth. I reached in to pull it out, and it kept coming and coming. Most of the hair was already down my throat. I could feel it tickling me on its way out. I've never since had the same attraction to a bag of Doritos.

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  3. Randy,Sarah,ZannaMay 15, 2008 at 5:41 PM

    I think I just vomited a bit. Yep, I think I did. Thanks, dude:)

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