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Dead or Alive

On Sunday afternoon, I found some leftovers in the fridge and piled my plate high with all varieties of meat: pork roast, boneless chicken wings and steak and chicken from the previous night's fajitas. Mmmm, good!

I didn't put any fruits or vegetables on my plate, just the meat.

I sat down at the table with the rest of the family and published tidings of great joy of my excitement of eating this; and later that evening a steak that Coralee had planned for dinner.

Everybody looked at me strangely. They all had a a good variety from all the food groups.

"Nothing but meat, my friends....nothing but meat," I announced, "I may not survive the day after all of this. You wouldn't miss me much if I kicked the bucket, would you?"

Nobody really disagreed with me.

"No worries, Honey," I continued, looking fondly at Coralee, "I'm worth more dead than alive!"

"The only problem," she said, "is that you're not worth enough either way."
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  1. TamiApril 9, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Awww don't feel bad I'm not worth much either. Wanna feel worthless together and get wasted in Curtis's garden full of peas? It would be a fantastic way out..

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  2. CurtisApril 16, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    I LOVE that you're growing a mullet. Hahahaha!! I think that's the coolest, dude!

    Don't delete this message. :)

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  3. CurtisApril 16, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    And by the way-- why the crap are you not posting any new blogs?! I need something new to read.

    Don't delete this message. :)

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