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It seems there are few times we want to be nice while driving. One of those times is when an ambulance has to get through. Suddenly, everyone cooperates. People you've been cursing at are suddenly your friends.

You put away your differences as peace and harmony prevail while you clear a path for your neighbors in need.

Then.... it's a mad rush for the Ambulance Wake. Everybody wants to get behind that ambulance. "I saw it first, pal. I pulled over first, so I get to go ahead of you. That's how it works!"

Ever been stuck behind an accident, and when you finally see the wreckage, you're actually happy? "Here we go....here is the problem. Things should pick up now, as soon as we get past this carnage."

Even when you make it to the office, it's all about you. "Sorry I'm late. Some dude's car exploded...right in front of me! Can you believe MY luck? I lost a good 15 minutes."

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  1. CurtisAugust 9, 2005 at 9:58 AM

    This is good stuff, I might use it in my next stand-up routine.

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